no seriously please keep talking i actually really like it when people tell me i shouldn’t be offended by their racist jokes because i’m only “half chinese” or “half arab”
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so today a bunch of people in my history class started a group chat specifically dedicated a chunk of time to making racist jokes about me :) man whatever you parents are doing to raise your kids you’re doing a stupendous job
what the fuck i just found out that bryce harper has a custom card that literally gets him free chipotle burritos for life i am not kidding
The ever graceful Tyler Seguin
(Source: xdcindyxd)
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
I may not have my life on track but atleast I’ve never worn peplum
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Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.
John Green, Paper Towns (via ornatos)
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everyone keeps talking about lofter so I went to it and it’s in chinese so I closed it that was my lofter experience
(Source: infinitybetween0and1)
